Years ago, when my wife and I were still dating, she got a flier that gained entry to the “new film by Shannon Doherty” (the flier said.) We were both working menial jobs that didn’t pay much, so something free like that always caught our attention. When we arrived at the theatre in Manhattan Beach, the line was already past the ‘assured entry’ markers, yet we stuck it out and managed to grab a pair of seats in the front row. Then we sat back to enjoy a rough cut of, the new film by the relatively new director Kevin Smith. This was to be his sophomore effort, Mallrats.
It was horrible. Beyond horrible. I thought several times during the movie, that maybe a walk around the complex would be more entertaining. Still, we stuck it out and after the movie we were handed a clipboard with a questionnaire. My wife and I both felt like we watched the same movie so we proceeded to rip it apart, both verbally and on paper, all the while laughing at what we were writing down. We were a bit loud, laughing and commenting how the movie would be best placed on the New Release video wall at Blockbuster instead of the local movie theatre marquee. In fact, maybe the movie should be shown to would-be directors who need a visual “what not to do” warning.
As the movie people came around to pick up the surveys we got up and began to make our way out of the theater, I quickly spotted someone from the movie sitting directly in back of us. It was Silent Bob from the movie, sporting a huge grin and acknowledging our jaunt at the expense of the film.
I quickly forgot about the movie and event, until a few months later when I learned that Silent Bob was in fact, the writer and director of the movie. Holy Crap! He was directly in back of us the entire time listening to us thrash his movie and all he had for us in return was a smile and laugh. What a guy!
Flash forward to now. I’m a huge Kevin Smith fan. I own all his movies on DVD, have his comics, have seen him live, own his “evening with DVD’s” and as you can see from the photo, own plastic figures of him and his sidekick. And incidentally, that movie we lampooned 20 years ago is one that I’ve grown to love.
